howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

thevalleylette:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

Always ALWAYS reblog.

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

houston i have so many problems

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

stability:

friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles

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